Broken.
I'm completely... dead-end... broke.
Well, sure I still have some money. but that money will be gone by end of this month cos I need to pay my rent and my graduation (Motherfuckers, why do we have to PAY for our damn graduation?!?! Isn't our course fee expensive enough?!?!). So I really don't know what to eat next month.
I can ask money from my parents, but it's gonna cost me a deaf ear cos my mom is gonna give me lectures about how to save money. Well, face the fact that graphic design projects cost lots of money, dammit!
As usual... whenever I go broke, I start to imagine things I'm gonna do in order to get money.
One of the common dreams I have when I'm broke is finding a chunk of money on the street where no one is watching. It's gonna be about 2000 bucks, so i put them in my pocket and make them mine. Finders, Keepers.
Or, I think of winning lotteries or some sort of... instant money from a lucky draw. I just cant understand, I've tried to enter those lucky draw competitions a few times in my life, and the only time I ever won was when I enter a baby food competition when I was younger by colouring the pictures inside the packaging, and I won a teddy bear. I never won any money!!! Do they really give away money or is that just some business tricks to make people buy more of their products??????
Lately I've also been thinking... I should marry an old millionaire. Imagine, one of those old guys whose wife has died a few years ago... he has been soo lonely... he's just waiting for their time to arrive when he is going to be with the late wife forever in heaven, but his bank accounts are everywhere... and he has endless money. But, he can't spend it on anything because he's basically just too old for everything... so why not spend on a young wife... like me? So i'll marry him for a year... treat him nicely, make him give me money and buy me sweet little precious gifts... for about one or two years....
then........, BAM!!!
I'll have an affair... with a young 20-something guy named Starry.
My old husband will be so devastated that he's gonna have a heart attack, and die. On his deathbed, he'll write his last letter to me, saying that he forgives me, and he loves me so dearly, and he give EVERYTHING that he has to me.
From then on... me and the guy named Starry, lives happily... and FILTHY RICH... ever after.
The end.
ohmygod..... I watch too much Desperate Housewives.
Well, sure I still have some money. but that money will be gone by end of this month cos I need to pay my rent and my graduation (Motherfuckers, why do we have to PAY for our damn graduation?!?! Isn't our course fee expensive enough?!?!). So I really don't know what to eat next month.
I can ask money from my parents, but it's gonna cost me a deaf ear cos my mom is gonna give me lectures about how to save money. Well, face the fact that graphic design projects cost lots of money, dammit!
As usual... whenever I go broke, I start to imagine things I'm gonna do in order to get money.
One of the common dreams I have when I'm broke is finding a chunk of money on the street where no one is watching. It's gonna be about 2000 bucks, so i put them in my pocket and make them mine. Finders, Keepers.
Or, I think of winning lotteries or some sort of... instant money from a lucky draw. I just cant understand, I've tried to enter those lucky draw competitions a few times in my life, and the only time I ever won was when I enter a baby food competition when I was younger by colouring the pictures inside the packaging, and I won a teddy bear. I never won any money!!! Do they really give away money or is that just some business tricks to make people buy more of their products??????
Lately I've also been thinking... I should marry an old millionaire. Imagine, one of those old guys whose wife has died a few years ago... he has been soo lonely... he's just waiting for their time to arrive when he is going to be with the late wife forever in heaven, but his bank accounts are everywhere... and he has endless money. But, he can't spend it on anything because he's basically just too old for everything... so why not spend on a young wife... like me? So i'll marry him for a year... treat him nicely, make him give me money and buy me sweet little precious gifts... for about one or two years....
then........, BAM!!!
I'll have an affair... with a young 20-something guy named Starry.
My old husband will be so devastated that he's gonna have a heart attack, and die. On his deathbed, he'll write his last letter to me, saying that he forgives me, and he loves me so dearly, and he give EVERYTHING that he has to me.
From then on... me and the guy named Starry, lives happily... and FILTHY RICH... ever after.
The end.
ohmygod..... I watch too much Desperate Housewives.
posted by scar at 10:55 PM
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